happylilprompts:

• “I was not trained for this!”
• “Great, give me more work to do. It’s not like I’m carrying the whole world on my shoulders!”
• “That was the most ‘Dad’ thing I’ve ever heard.”
• “What are you babbling on about?”
• “Fascinating. That’s the most interesting thing I’ve ever heard.”
• “Look at us, just two innocent people doing innocent things!”
• “We have the same coping mechanism, kid.”
• “Stop giggling!”
• “I need a project to work on to make my life worthwhile.”
• “You were so embarrassed that you faked your death?!”
• “Ever since I was little, I wanted to save the world. I didn’t know how or why, but i needed to.”
• “The universe is old, and we are young.”
• “I got moves!”
• “Humanity sure does know a lot. We know that everything is made of atoms. We know that planets revolve around the sun. We know that (character name) is an idiot.”
• “You’re next.”
  
• “Today just from bad to the best of my life.”
  
• “Do you have a phycological disorder?”
• “I’m going to do this one for my homeboys.” (”Stop calling us that.”)
  
• “Are you trying to ask me out?”
• “You are such a strange mess and for some reason I love it.”
  
• “How did it take me so long to realize you’re famous? Your face is everywhere… I thought I was just… daydreaming.”
  
• “It’s probably haunted.”
• “You two make quite the interesting duo.”
• “At least let my death be worth something.”
• “I’m not saying I’m innocent, because I’m not.
• “You have quite the imagination.”
• “You’re not my type in the slightest, yet here I am, head over heels and I don’t understand it!”
• “Oh honey, what did they do to you?”
• “I’m just here to have sass and kick ass.”
• “Do I know you? No? Then get out.”
• “I’m sorry I dragged you into this mess.”

badtalents:

where the fuck is the love of my life at